Six batches came off the shelf in the first round — the Aviation, Chrysanthemum, Coco Loco, Night Cap Stinger, Old Pal and Fuzzy Manhattan. They took the gin, the bourbon, the vermouth and the Puntacana with them. What is left is mostly modifiers: liqueurs, schnapps and one very large bottle each of dark rum, white rum and vodka.
So round two is built differently. The three bulk bottles do the structural work, and each batch is designed to take one or more of the small bottles all the way to zero. Same rules as before: 750 ml per batch, no water, no citrus in the bottle.
You asked which else should come out as sippers. Two clear yeses, one judgement call.
Six batches, 4.5 litres of finished cocktail, and between them they take two bottles to absolute zero and leave seven more with barely a splash.
| No. | Batch | Tastes like | Yields | Keeps |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bitter & spirit-forward | ||||
| 01 | Dark & Bénédictine | the last of the B&B, doing something serious | 9 pours | 6 months |
| Sour & citrus | ||||
| 02 | Mai Tai Base | amaretto standing in for orgeat, as it should | 10 drinks | 6 months |
| 04 | Dover Bramble Base | one bottle instead of two purple ones | 10 drinks | 6 months |
| Rich & tropical | ||||
| 03 | Coconut Daiquiri Base | finishes the Clément, and it is the good stuff | 10 drinks | 6 months |
| After dinner | ||||
| 05 | The Beachcomber | four dying bottles, one bottle of dessert | 10 pours | 2 months |
| 06 | Bottled Peppermint Patty | retires the Kahlúa and most of the vodka | 10 pours | 3 months |
Two ingredients, no citrus, nothing to measure twice. Jamaican rum has the funk and the molasses; B&B brings honey, herbs and a faintly ecclesiastical sweetness that fills the role sugar plays in an Old Fashioned. At 40% in the bottle it is the strongest thing here and the one that will still be good next spring.
Roughly 40% in the bottle, so this genuinely needs its twenty seconds on ice. It is also the easiest batch in the booklet — two bottles and a dasher.
A real Mai Tai is rum, orange liqueur, lime and orgeat — and orgeat is just almond syrup, which means the Disaronno has been the answer all along. Bottle everything except the lime and you are ninety seconds from the best drink in this collection whenever someone asks.
Dump-style is not laziness — pouring the crushed ice in with the drink is how a Mai Tai is supposed to arrive, and it keeps diluting as you go.
Mahina Coco is rhum agricole with coconut macerated into it — dry, grassy, nothing like a piña colada mixer. Against clean white rum and a whisper of orange it makes a daiquiri that tastes like somewhere considerably warmer than Massachusetts in September.
⚠ Measure the Mahina Coco before you commit — the bottle is opaque and my estimate of what's left in it is the least reliable number in this booklet.
You asked whether the cassis and the violette could be combined. Not as a blend — the cassis would flatten the violette entirely — but as a deliberate base they work, because the vodka gives the florals room to breathe. It comes out the colour of a bruised plum and drinks like summer.
This retires both purple bottles and a third of the vodka in one go — the single most efficient shelf move left to you.
Gubba, Rum Jumbie, the banana cream and the last of the crème de banane are all sitting at the bottom of their bottles taking up shelf space. This kills every one of them and tastes, alarmingly, like a milkshake that could drive you home. It should not work. It works.
The only batch here with a real clock on it. Cream liqueur means two months refrigerated, not six — and it must live in the fridge from the moment you make it.
Unapologetically a dessert and completely unrepentant about it. No water in this one either — it is built to be poured over a full glass of ice, which does the diluting for you, with a splash of cream if the evening is going that way.
Cream goes in the glass, never the bottle — dairy would drop this from three months to about three days.
21 bottles, ~6.8 litres. Confidence is my own — low means a dark or opaque bottle where the photo could not tell me much.
| Bottle | Type | Size | Left | Conf. | Plan |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Myers's Original Dark | Jamaican dark rum | 1.75 L | 960 ml | med | BULK |
| Bacardi Superior | White rum | 1.75 L | 840 ml | med | BULK |
| Tito's Handmade Vodka | Vodka | 1.75 L | 600 ml | low | BULK |
| Kahlua | Coffee liqueur | 1 L | 550 ml | low | HIGH |
| B&B | Herbal liqueur / brandy | 750 ml | 375 ml | low | HIGH |
| Clement Mahina Coco | Coconut liqueur (rhum agricole) | 700 ml | 350 ml | VERY LOW | HIGH |
| Blue Chair Bay Banana Rum Cream | Cream liqueur | 750 ml | 340 ml | med | KILL |
| El Dorado 12 | Demerara rum | 750 ml | 300 ml | med | SIPPER |
| S.S. Pierce Peppermint Schnapps | Mint liqueur | 1 L | 300 ml | high | HIGH |
| DeKuyper Triple Sec | Orange liqueur | 1 L | 280 ml | high | HIGH |
| John L. Sullivan | Irish whiskey | 750 ml | 260 ml | med | SIPPER or Irish coffee |
| Mathilde Cassis | Blackcurrant liqueur | 500 ml | 225 ml | med | KILL |
| Campari | Bitter aperitif | 1 L | 220 ml | high | SPRITZ |
| Creme de Violette | Floral liqueur | 750 ml | 210 ml | med | KILL |
| Pastis Prado | Anise aperitif | 750 ml | 210 ml | high | DRINK AS PASTIS |
| Disaronno Amaretto | Amaretto | 750 ml | 165 ml | high | HIGH |
| Calvados Morin Selection | Apple brandy | 750 ml | 150 ml | high | SIPPER |
| Aperol | Aperitif | 750 ml | 135 ml | high | SPRITZ |
| Rum Jumbie Vanilla Splash | Flavored rum | 750 ml | 135 ml | high | KILL |
| DeKuyper Creme de Banane | Banana liqueur | 1 L | 120 ml | high | KILL |
| Gubba Silver | Coconut rum | 750 ml | 75 ml | high | KILL |